Email...

A friend of mine posted a link to this book on Facebook.  You have to have a slightly demented sense of humor to appreciate the wonder that is this book so I knew I had to send the link to my mom and brother.  These are the emails back and forth that followed:

Brother:  HAHAHA....wait... sad...so so sad....

Why is this funny to me?! It's all your fault mom....hehe

-M

Mom:  Just to clarify: the Parent's Handbook, chapter 12, entitled "Blame/Guilt~~~Get Over It & Get On With It", it clearly states that after the age of 25 children are considered adults and can no longer legally use the "It's my parents fault" excuse.

My job here is done. 

love,
mom

Brother:  lol... wait. Is that a physical 25? Or a mental 25? I might have a loophole here....

-M

Me:  Wait...there's a Parent's Handbook?  Where the @#$% is my copy?!?

Jenna

Brother:  LOL... uh oh! 

-M

Mom:  You guys made me laugh this morning. Always a good way to start the day. Crap, now my eyeliner is shot.

I am so blessed to be your mom.  I love you both........................to the moon and back!

mom

My family is the best!